Saari umr hum
coding main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Saari umr hum
coding main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Client se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya
C-3 ya D-3 rating laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Code kar kar ke pada Ungaliyon pe
JAVA, ORACLE aur PERL ka chaala
Projeck ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
jeene do jeene do
Saari umru hum
coding main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some flight
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
ZARKF Org.
Kamran Ahmed
//*living life kiNG size*//
Sunday, July 10, 2011
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Wednesday, March 9, 2011
cute and innocent..but..!
frnd1: uuuuuu
frnd2: If i see u na,surely i vl slap u
frnd2: Bt?
frnd1: thousands of swords on my head i don care
frnd2: U r always want to leav me
frnd1: but ur dettachment frm me pains a lot
frnd2: Then y r u askn me to leav
frnd1: its just like holding my heart and twisting it just like washed cloths
frnd2: I cant leav u and i wont
frnd2: Dnt make me to cry by sayn lik tat again..beg u..plz
frnd1: recently...am not able to have believe on my self...
frnd1: i fear when i walkthrough colege
frnd1: there is no place left for people like me
frnd2: Plz kami
frnd1: and i fear one day....
frnd2: Dnt say reason
frnd1: i will day lonely...if my parents are not alive
frnd2: I wont leav ur 4ndshp
frnd2: Hey
frnd2: Shut up
frnd1: i will die lonely...if my parents are not alive'
frnd2: Dnt talk like an idiot plz
will be continued..
ZARKF Org.
Kamran Ahmed
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Funny Story1
A guy went to a grocery store and asked the clerk behind the counter for 2 cans of dog food.
"Do you have a dog?" asked the clerk.
"Yes, I do," replied the puzzled customer.
"I'm sorry, sir," the clerk replied, "but you'll have to prove to me that you have a dog before I can sell you the dog food."
The frustrated customer went home to get his dog and pulled it on its
leash all the way to the store.
"Here's my dog!" said the tired customer.
"Thank you, sir. Here are your 2 cans of dog food."
2 days later, the same guy returned to the same store. He went up to the same clerk and asked for 2 cans of cat food.
"Do you have a cat, sir?"
"Of course, I do!" said the exasperated customer.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I have to see your cat before I can sell you the cat food."
The guy stormed out of the store, went home, grabbed his cat, dragged it to the store and held the cat by its tail for the clerk to see.
"Thank you, sir. Here are your 2 cans of cat food."
The very next day, the guy returned to the store with a white shoebox with a small hole on
its cover. He approached the clerk and placed the shoe box on the counter.
"Yes, sir, " asked the clerk, "What can I do for you?" "Put your finger in the hole,"
ordered the guy.
"I beg your pardon?" asked the clerk.
"Just do as I said. It won't bite."
Cautiously the clerk put his finger in the hole.
"Pull your finger out and tell me what it looks like," said the guy. The clerk pulled out
his finger and exclaimed, "It looks like SH*T!"
"YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT! Now give me 2 rolls of toilet paper."
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"Do you have a dog?" asked the clerk.
"Yes, I do," replied the puzzled customer.
"I'm sorry, sir," the clerk replied, "but you'll have to prove to me that you have a dog before I can sell you the dog food."
The frustrated customer went home to get his dog and pulled it on its
leash all the way to the store.
"Here's my dog!" said the tired customer.
"Thank you, sir. Here are your 2 cans of dog food."
2 days later, the same guy returned to the same store. He went up to the same clerk and asked for 2 cans of cat food.
"Do you have a cat, sir?"
"Of course, I do!" said the exasperated customer.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I have to see your cat before I can sell you the cat food."
The guy stormed out of the store, went home, grabbed his cat, dragged it to the store and held the cat by its tail for the clerk to see.
"Thank you, sir. Here are your 2 cans of cat food."
The very next day, the guy returned to the store with a white shoebox with a small hole on
its cover. He approached the clerk and placed the shoe box on the counter.
"Yes, sir, " asked the clerk, "What can I do for you?" "Put your finger in the hole,"
ordered the guy.
"I beg your pardon?" asked the clerk.
"Just do as I said. It won't bite."
Cautiously the clerk put his finger in the hole.
"Pull your finger out and tell me what it looks like," said the guy. The clerk pulled out
his finger and exclaimed, "It looks like SH*T!"
"YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT! Now give me 2 rolls of toilet paper."
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